"Your short story has both too many dinosaurs and too much sodomy"
"hold, hold their feeble fibrils tight as nostrils flow till tear ducts dry"
"I've buffed this butt so much, that guys must pack some extra size just to go past my muscled meat mounds."
well.. this is sort of cheating, since these are obviously just odd quotes from websites, but still. And I DID find them in various Google searches for other things.