Saturday, August 11, 2007

The Writing is on the Wall...

More delicious scrawlings on the bathroom walls of Swamp Valley College. This time in the form of questions..

1st -- "How Can I be Gay?"

I was halfway through a list of qualifying appalling sexual practices and darling grooming tips before I realized the question was more philosophical than practical.

2nd -- "Denali - Where dyslexics go to hide from their alcoholism."

That took me a second to figure out.

Below that someone had written, "Is that you? Daniel?"

which took me even longer to figure out (hint: think anagram)

3rd - Why is Islam the only religion that wants suicide in this life and the virgins in the next one?

I can't say I know the answer to that.

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