More delicious scrawlings on the bathroom walls of Swamp Valley College. This time in the form of questions..
1st -- "How Can I be Gay?"
I was halfway through a list of qualifying appalling sexual practices and darling grooming tips before I realized the question was more philosophical than practical.
2nd -- "Denali - Where dyslexics go to hide from their alcoholism."
That took me a second to figure out.
Below that someone had written, "Is that you? Daniel?"
which took me even longer to figure out (hint: think anagram)
3rd - Why is Islam the only religion that wants suicide in this life and the virgins in the next one?
I can't say I know the answer to that.