As I continue to try to navigate what it is I must do to actually get my sheepskin (don't worry Nitwit University, the check is in the mail!) I accidentally come across the page describing what kind of color scheme each major entitles its graduates to wear on their robes. So, as a MA in English I get the very boring White piping (or whatever)
Which seems bad, but then, in an astonishing case of truth in advertising, the poor schmoes who get degrees in Finance, Org, and or Taxation get the extremely... well... drab, "Drab."
That has to suck. Two years of study and they finally tell you what you must have suspected all along.