"unified field theory of pain"
Really, there should be such a thing. This came up as I was reading the lovely Academic Cog's discussion of the notion of "the law of conservation of sleep." This is similar to a theory I have long had about pain and avoirdupois, that when one person sheds some, others gain it.
As I pondered on this I drank six beers (thus losing pain and gaining weight, all of which fits in neatly). At this point a breakthrough occurred - I realized that pain is above mere laws and must needs be theory. Suck it, Einstein!
So I looked it up.
And it didn't exist.
Google does not yet define the world.
I am, however, scared to note that the phrase "unified theory of pain" does have 2090 references as of this post. That's a band name, not a subject for study.
What the hell is wrong with you people?
5 comments:
Well, you could always post it to the Wiki.. and then it would be on Google.
AF
The wiki?
I post to the Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy which is far hipper.
Besides... it only takes Google a minute to find a posting on Scraps, and... ooogly-boogly... the phrase not found on Google is now found...
yeah, it struck me that the "phrases not found" series was , well self defeating.....
yer sis
Not self-defeating so much as corrective.
When Google includes everything, and when the Wiki (pace MAF) equal all knowledge, the universe turns to a big 42.
Well, I heard....
ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AF
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