Unless things become unsettled..
Which leads us to Tuesday, when I ate the weirdest thing in the world..
And perhaps the evilest..
It looks like this:
Which claims to be something like "dish pizza" or "spoon pizza." But looked more like what would happen if a French breakfast knocked up an English breakfast and as a result there were a late term abortion.
BTW... late term breakfast abortion tastes AWESOME!
The next day, however?
I was having butt abortions... about every 45 minutes.
so.. enough about that..^^
Then there's this whole Buckwheat Festival thing...
One of the last things my lovely wife did was buy one of those Chia-pet type things that swore Buckwheat Seasons Would Ensue!
I was skeptical and mocking, indulged in some mockumentaion, and thought about creating a mockumentary.
But when she planted it on an Wednesday night? The next day it looked like this:
and quickly grew to...
In conclusion, however, I have to say...
My camera sucks, so you really can't see how my nightfall crushes yours!