NBC gone mad?

Really, at 8:18 PST this the picture on www.nbc.com "There's something in the water!"

I am troubled as to which is the more "teh ghey"

Well... this is disconcerting for an "ALF" fan

but is this actual action figure any less gay?

and they named the goddamned thing "fisto!" I guess gay is what "he-man" is all about. ;-)

And I suppose "Crisco" was taken.

And you don't need to learn what I learned about the mistake of doing a GIS for "gay" and "fist"!!!

My Zevon Songs

f0r me of course..

but the three of you who email me intermittently might have a favorite to share. ;-)

Mr. Bad Example
Trouble Waiting To Happen
Even A Dog Can Shake Hands
Accidentally
Detox Mansion
I'll Sleep When
Lawyers Guns And Money
My Shits Fucked Up
Poor Poor Pitiful Me
Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner
Vast indifference of Heaven

Kelo-idal

Unbelievable. The coporate criminals of New London have not only won their confiscatory eminent domain case, but now they are trying to charge the residents who lost, rent.

How does that make sense?

Oh - The PAIN the young feel

Alas poor Videl, who has loved, if not wisely, well.

My life is dead.

The person I loved, worried and caried about for 4 years of my life is out of my life now. He wished it. I left him beause it would make him happy. I hope he is happy in the long run. Maybe he will see that maybe I was good to him. I hope he lives a long time. I love him. but he dont feel anything for me. I move on. I said goodbye. I got rid of all my comments. I hope he one day feels how I did.

Dude! It's serious! She "got rid of all (her) comments!"

I guess that's the modern day equivalent of breaking the crockery and tossing the offending partner's clothes out the window.

How dull and drab technology makes a breakup.

And I won't even post the pictures (partly because I've never checked to see if Blogger has a TOS excluding porno) Videl is putting up on camwhores as she auditions for the next guy. ;-)

Putting the "I" in iPod

Further analysis of my iPod reveals

I Am A Man of Constant Sorrow
I Am a Revener
I Bombed Korea
I Can't Wait
I Don't Know What To Do With My Life
I Don't Like Mondays
I Don't want to go to Chelsea
I Fought the Law (Dead Kennedys)
I fought the law (Johnny Cash)
I Get So Excited
I Got A Gun
I Got A Line On You
I Hardly Ever Sing Beer Drinking Songs
I Love Rock&Roll
I Love The Sound Of Breaking
I Might Like you better (If we slept together)
I need a kiss
I Predict A Riot
I Saw the Light
I Spy (For the FBI)
I Stand Accused
I Stay Away
I touch Myself
I Walk The Line
I Wanna be Sedated
I Wanna Be Your Dog
I Wanna Riot
I Want Candy
I Was Wrong
I Will Dare
I'll Be You
I'll Buy
I'll Sleep When I'm Dead
I'll Stick Around
I'm A Believer (Bram Tchaikovsky)
I'm a Believer (Monkees)
I'm A Loser
I'm A Real Man
I'm Back
I'm Gonna Tear Your Playhouse Down
I'm In Love With My Car
I'm Looking Through You
I'm not in Love
I'm the One That's Leaving
I'm Waiting for the Man
I've Been Everywhere

Seems just about right, actually...

Do the Mathematicization George...

BOiNkee Teh Clowne....

Would like to entertain your children..




Other Clowns
Scabby
Hippie
Trauma

Buying a Ribbon to Heaven

From Fark, so it should be everywhere soon...

My iPod puts the "I" into the Pod-person that is me...

When my iPod rules the world we will do these things:

Do It Clean
Do That Stuff
Do Whatcha Want

Not do these things:

Don't Get Me Wrong
Don't Go Away Mad
Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me
Don't talk to strangers
Don't Touch Me There
Don't you ever leave me
Don't You Leave Me Baby

And no matter what we do we will

Die Die My Darling
Die With Your Boots On

Which…. horribly, is only the D's