I am troubled as to which is the more "teh ghey"

Well... this is disconcerting for an "ALF" fan

but is this actual action figure any less gay?

and they named the goddamned thing "fisto!" I guess gay is what "he-man" is all about. ;-)

And I suppose "Crisco" was taken.

And you don't need to learn what I learned about the mistake of doing a GIS for "gay" and "fist"!!!