Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Definitions from the Political Dictionary

Epidemic [from Greek epi- meaning "skin removal" (c.f. "epilady") + demos, meaning "hysterical sheep" (c.f. "democratic party)]:

An insignificant occurence or condition that is perceived as a possible funding source by law enforcement agencies or as a way to reduce civil liberties (or, redundantly, gain votes) by politicians. The "epidemic" often mutates into a media-borne meme that infects significant portions of the larger population which are without critical thinking facilities. Epidemics can lead to illness, voting Republican, and increased deficits.

With a nod to chase from Hit and Run.

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