Thursday, July 31, 2008

YAAAAYZZZ of Yayology!

The former being my response to an email, and the latter being the science of the "yay."

Y'all ought to get on board with it. It's redefining everything.

That abstract I sent to Fukuoka about Korean marketing ---- .. --- that horrible denial and failure?

I reworked it and sent it off to the WCTA conference here in Korea and, unless I'm misreading the following, I've been accepted! And it's in Gwangju, so I'll get to see the god-parent-grand-thingies!

I am delighted to acknowledge that your abstract:

International Tourism Opportunities in Korea: Opportunities for Autocatalytic Emergence

has been accepted for a stand up presentation at the 9th international joint World Cultural Tourism Conference, 14-16 November 2008, Seoul, South Korea.

1. Please send your final full paper via mail to scjung50@hanmail.net and scjung@honam.ac.kr before 30th

of course I'll now have to finish the research I barely started, but that's ok.. that's ok.

Now, if the OAF would only wander home from her (now 5 hour) attempt to find Tootsie Rolls, we'd go out and partay!

It's my first marketing acceptance.. I'd hug you all.. except most of you are bad smelling big-nosed occidentals..

but... you know.. other than that?

:-)

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Stormy Weather...

For about an hour.....

If you look over to the right side of the "lightning crashes" section of the video, you'll see that behind the clouds the sun is still out....

BTW.. the video on top (ooh... not kinky.. very traditional!) is the one I redid after seeing the first one. It made me google something like "how to not suck so bad at youtube." I'm interested if anyone who staggers by sees a difference?

I should also note that less than 40 minutes after that lighting strike? It all went away. 20 minutes after that I was looking at a clear sky.

I love this place!

NEW VIDEO




OLD VIDEO

Teaching the Teachers: Talent and Techology (NOT!)

As of Monday I've been on the "Teach the Teachers" program. These are elementary school instructors (all but one is a woman, for reasons I've covered elsewhere on the blog). And they are achingly sincere in their desire to learn English.

It must be a very difficult thing to be an L2 learner and be teaching that language as an L2 instructor. My mind boggles, anyway. So, they sign up for our "camp" to improve their skills. Perhaps what is most amazing is how skilled they are. I won't say that there aren't some amazingly difficult accents among them, but they are all smart, tenacious, and have vocabularies that would make many native English speakers quail (if English speakers didn't think that meant "be a bird" - or, more likely, didn't understand it at all). I only have them for 10 days, so each day I'm giving them an in-class writing assignment and taking it home to grade. Which wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't also going home and dealing with the sh*tty technology that I'm forced to use in my other class.

My other class is "Listening and Dictation" which really means "listening and then writing down some answers to questions about the listening." And this should be the easiest class ever. If it works right, the students just listen and then write.. the instructor is really just a carbon-based on-off switch for the sound files. There's more to it that that of course - we toss in cultural info, etymology, idioms, whatever we can to bring some kind of relevance to the content of the sound files. But still.. pretty automatic.

Except that they provided us with tapes and rooms without tape players. So, I noted the computers and began digitizing the tapes and making CDs..

It was with much amusement I got out of my writing class - which had a thoroughly killer teacher's multimedia station I really didn't need - and into my dictation class.

Which had a blackboard.

Wha?

So I switched classes with another instructor and got the CD thing working. The second day there was no room change and I had to sock-puppet the dialogues (and in many cases make them up, since there are no transcripts in the teacher's manual) and generally make entertaining shit up as I went along. Thankfully, a discussion with an INCREDIBLY helpful staff member seems to have resulted in a room change.

Still, this means that every night I am rushing home and digitizing the next day's tapes.

Tapes may have been cutting edge once, but they are now shit. No random access to files or locations --- that whole "hit rewind and pray you stop at the right point" sucks. Then there's the issue that rewinding takes time and.. well, tapes suck....

So every night I digitize about 40 minutes of tape into tracks. Time that really should be used on drinking grading.

It is possible that BPU is not completely cutting edge....

Monday, July 28, 2008

Graphic Monday

LOL

Saw this on Cracked and it just tickled me with its high percentage of rightness..

So, if you can't seem to finish the paper due this Friday.. why not start another one?

More evidence I'm a retard. ;-)

Actually, got up to about 1,500 words on the Kuala Lumpur paper, so halfway there and it is all mapped out. Emailed the folks at the "peace studies" conference. They were supposed to contact us on the 18th of July, but I haven't heard a word back. Their website also hasn't changed.

I wouldn't be surprised if they were all out back smoking something skunky and making wool-and-stick mandalas for the tourist trade. Or plotting to violently overthrow the government.

One of the two.

It is ungodly hot here in the third level of hell and I am soon to run out of Mint Juleps.

The horror......

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Theftology


Mang... was there ever a better live "Hard Rock" band?

As part of my exile from the Empire I am downloading any music and/or movie that comes to mind. So I grabbed the two Illusion albums by G'n'R and am rather enjoying them.

I remember thinking, when they came out, that they needed the razor blade of a producer - the albums were overblown and nearly everything ran on too long. Still, Axl was all depressed and angry (which is good, these are the two notes he could really play), Slash was still playing clean guitar, and the incredibly pretty Steven Adler had not yet had his drug-induced stroke (although he really only played on one song).

I saw these guys once and despite the fact that my date ditched me it was one of the best shows I've ever seen.

Axl, dude.. get it together...

So.. with alla this innartubology here, what other bands should I be downloading?

Friday, July 25, 2008

Hanoi Rocks, Seoul Brothers, and I Suck...


ya'll better bow down to Hanoi Rocks...

so.. this weekend will be a trip back in time.. plenty of coffee, a ton of booze, and the OAF squiring me around. Something like hotel medicine.

But no hotel.

And no medicine.

Several months of laziness result in me having to write my conference paper this weekend. I've done the research, but not the writing...

It's only 12 pages and I have all the research done, but I'm lazy...

I may need to get my intarwebs and cable shut off.

I haven't watched a bit of TV since I've got cable, but the Intarwebs seem to be entirely sufficient for me to find a reason to do nothing.

Ah well.. it is early here in the cradle of civilization, and I am about to slumber.....

meet the OAF at the I-cafe and start writing..

yeah, that's the plan. ;-)

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Graphic Monday (So what if it's Thursday?)

I have forgotten to post this picture the last two Mondays and need to do it before I completely forget.

All I'm suggesting is that someone open this panel and turn it up a little. ;-)

Not so very much ass in Korea.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Lonely Planet Hates Seoul?

Came by this through Marmot, the reaction to the Lonely Planet review of Seoul. I translated a tiny bit of it through stoopid bulk translation methods (until it was clear I had lost everything but my mind!)

“IMPRESSION OF SEOUL” (then some stuff I don’t get)

Travel Guide “Lonely Planet” Requires change

The feature on Seoul is not favorable

City scenery is not charming

Understanding Korean culture is impossible

After the Korean war (Korea) was initially poor but became (like) a unique melting stew of ham sausage, bean, and mixed (cotton) vegetables purchased from the black market out side the US Army Base.
anyway.. those header lines seem to indicate what Naver thinks it being said. I can't wait to see the translation pop up on Marmot.

Monday, July 21, 2008

That Crazy Elvis Costello put out an album. And didn't tell me!

But I am downloading a "promotional" copy as I type.

It got good reviews, although the RS one was distressingly brief.

I hope it is good enough to go back to the AppleStore and purchase...

go faster, intarwebs!!!