God's Comic?

The completely idiotic "Blondie" will soon hit its 75th anniversary (I'm thinking Blondie's had a bit of the old liposuction -- or she has a girdle designed by a bridge-building company - OTOH, Dag's hair implants are covering almost everything he might have hoped for).


And to make it worse:

Garfield, Beetle Bailey, Hagar the Horrible, baby Marvin, Dennis the Menace, Dilbert, the kid from "Zits" and others -- a virtual who's who of the funnies -- will drop in and out as the Bumsteads plan a huge party for an unspecified wedding anniversary to be celebrated in the Sunday comics September 4. President Bush and wife Laura are also set to make an appearance.

Well, at least when they include comic book characters they recognize that the Bush family is amongst them. But "Dilbert" aside, has so many inches of boring ink come together on this side of a tattoo parlor?

I'm already atten-ennuiated beyond understanding.