Great Contrapuntally Rotating Monkey Tits!

It is cold here... How cold? I'm having to develop a scale for coldness and I think we are currently somewhere between

"spray a cat with a hose and it freezes in place" cold

and

"threat to external genitalia" cold...

To be honest, I'm not sure which is worse....

Why was I out in all of this frigidity? Remembrance of girlfriends past? Suicidal ideation?

Visa extension.

And, did I find the place to do it. At the Omogyko immigration building they have a special room for professors and other special people. It's like.. like ... well, I never was a fan of strip-clubs, specially since my genitalia froze off in the "Big Seoul Cold" of 2010, but it's like the champagne room.

It has a TV with a remote control, couches, a FREE computer and fax machine, and staff who speak nearly flawless English. Even better? When I came in they were on #26 and my ticket was #28. I sat down, read the English newspaper they provided, and was in and out in about a half an hour, including some social yammer with my immigration representative.

Just amazing how being a professor changes the treatment you get... and you can look right across the lobby and see the laborers/hagwon teachers/Canadian dope-smokers struggling with the enormous queue.

Brilliant!