We're all Terrorist Socialiss Now!

Whoohoo! Obama won.

I can get my old vinyl copy of "The Internationale" out of its sleeve, raise the red flag, and tax the sperm of heterosexual Republicans (a truly "progressive" tax, but one that will have to be high, due to the small number of folks who fit both categories) to fund the abortion of cheerleaders by homosexual doctors who will raise the boy-fetuses in tubes, to later use in their hideous forced-gay-marriage ceremonies. The hard-working CEO, whose brow-sweat and calloused hands eked a meager $50 million dollar golden parachute out of their failing mortgage company will be denied unemployment compensation will will be used to fund dastardly deeds including medical procedures for people who need them.

There will be no end to my villainy.

For now, though, it's nap time..