Wednesday, December 21, 2005

First Post From Korea

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The trip began, as they so often do, at the bar. Eddie called me on the cell and said "At 8:25, have a gin and tonic ready for me at the table so we don't need to waste any time."

He showed up early.

We drank at the bar, drove up to SFO and then drank at the bar there. By the time we got on the plane I was so drunk I could barely stand. I felt as though I had arrived in Korea early! Because I was so drunk I slept pretty soundly through the first seven hours of the flight (including a filet mignon dinner, I am told. I say "I am told" because I wasn't awake to see it and this is just the kind of mean trick Eddie would play on me). Sleep was occasionally interrupted by the obligatory infant wailing out of control. This kid seems to ship with the 747 (at least he's been on any intercontinental flight I've been on) and unfortunately, because it isn't mine, I can't throttle the little bastard. I dozed intermittently, and with a hangover for the next three hours of the flight. With about two hours to go I got into the back of seat TV action and watched some Kurt Russell movie about a family of superheroes. Asiania served up breakfast before we landed and I turned down the pancakes in favor of a shrimp-rice concoction that came with a tube of hot paste I can already sense I will regret tomorrow morning.

You know what I mean.

The flight also had a cool show which continually updated what speed we were going, how high the plane was, the temperature outside and an animation of where we were over the ocean (or Japan or Korea). It probably wouldn't have been nearly as cool if I had discovered it early in the flight and watched painfully incremental progress across the sea, but since we were already over Japan and almost home it was kind of neat.

At Customs I drew my traditional official - the one who lives in constant state of amazement at the cool things which surround him and the idea that he may someday master their purposes. This, sadly, was not that day and so I stood in a line that seemed trapped in amber as the lines to either side zipped by with alacrity. I don't speak a word of Japanese, and the Japanese guy behind me didn't speak any English, but we had an animated conversation of gestures, grunts, and nasty facial expressions in which we agreed the guy checking our line was subhuman. Since the guy checking our line was Korean, this came particularly naturally to my Japanese friend who was no doubt ruing the loss al that last World War.

This conversation came after my first bit of culture shock which was foisted on me by the book "Culture Shock." Well, all the books really. They all harped on how the five Confucian relationships created a status-based society in which older men were all-powerful and could push there inferiors around. In each book the example was of a man who skipped to the head of the line to purchase something. So, when the nice Japanese guy started to move up next to me I went in to full "oh no you're not cutting on me Mr. Thinks He Has More Status Dude!" I deployed my computer case, camera case and elbows. I moved up so close to the people in front of me that we were touching.... I was a mess. So I gave up. Jump the line on me, I won't stop you. ;-)

My Korean partners zipped through their customs and were waiting for me on the other side.



We exchanged money with a dour man in a box and got cell phones from some lovely women in Santa's hats. I'm now with in Incheon airport with Eddie happily chattering away on one of the cellphones. It is about 8 in the morning and it is really nice to be someplace where no one can talk to you. Jae is up on the third floor doing some arcane paperwork she needs to do to udpate her visa for the US. Airports are pretty much the same, so I don't feel in-country yet. The only thing different about this airport is that everyone seems to be asian and the cops have gaudy uniforms that would fit in a Gay-freedom parade.Every once in a while a US army person wanders by on the way to somewhere, but other than that I'm the only white guy for as far as view stretches.

The painful part of the hangover is gone and now I'm in that nice tired hyper-receptive state that sometimes comes with hangovers. Everything has a sort of grainy texture to it which is just right as the sun has come up yellow and suffusing the smog out the window. There is a little dusting of snow on everything and Incheon is a silver-ish color, so it looks like everything is painted in a flat yellow/gray palette. I hope to pop out and get a photo whenever Eddie tracks Jae down.




Which I did do. And then we hopped a bus to Seoul. Bus drives through some pretty alarming landscape dotted with factories pouring out smoke and deposits us in Seoul next to picture number 2. I went all the way to Korea and found a San Jose strip mall!



We grabbed a cab over the the apartment and got set up, then headed down into Seoul for lunch. The rest of the day was spent at lunch(about three hours) with another Korean while we waited for Jae to finish some business at the US Consulate. Which we also walked past - it had about 15 fully-loaded riot police and a line that was literally around the block. The riot police, it turns out, are everywhere. We passed a bunch more at the Japanese embassy and I saw riot police tucked away in little nooks and crannies everywhere. They also keep an alarming (to my eyes anyway) number of hoosegows on wheels available on the street.

They are lined up and waiting to go.

Home to some social drinking, in bed by 10 and slept on the excellently heated floor like a baby. Those heated floors are just the thing. Woke up this morning at 5:30 and headed out into the light snow to take pictures. But that is for tomorrow...

Happy, fed, and quite cold in Korea!

Thursday, December 15, 2005

First Badministration Post

I just have a feeling it won't be the last.

The guy who is going to be my next higher up met with me and another person. We started talking about deadlines for materials and when construction would begin. Guy says. "Well, what if rwellor could get you all of the materials by (Date redacted)?" I hop in rather sharpish and note that the date he proposes is well after I will be off on vacation. He looks around, confused. Turns to the other person and with what he thinks is a firm jaw says, almost yelling, "what if rwellor could get you all the materials by (the date days after I will no longer be around)?"

weird... completely ignoring reality and that I "am a human being!"

then on the way out (about an hour before quitting) badminstrator drops, "oh, so-and-so needs a report on a project by tonight." Tonight is three hours away and this has never been mentioned to me before. I say it probably can't be done, but rush back to excel and pump it out. I walk it over to the "so-and-so" that badministrator said needed the report for the evening's meeting?

Nice.

She was never planning on going to the meeting. She, unlike the badministrator, was thankful to see the report and did things the badministrator would never do like ask questions. She grasped it and had me come to her meeting the next morning where, giving me credit, she summarized it neatly.

I'd much rather work for her. ;-(

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

I'm Agnostic on Narnia - But Shouldn't Little Tommy Get a Reach Around?

Hmmm...

never cared for Narnia because I never read any of the books. Tried "Screwtape Letters" and that so put me of C.S. Lewis that I could never return. Still, when the fundies try to use Narnia to attract more folks to the charnel house? Why does it look like a kiddie-cluster-fuck?

Saturday, December 10, 2005

DJ R-bizzle D-Whizzle back in the house?

Good lord.. I am not the world's worst rapper...

this guy is

"The Awakening combines solid beats with a unique vocal style to create a poetic, yet positive effect."

If by solid beats you mean casiontonerrific and by unique vocal style you mean complete lack of flow. And why "poetic, yet positive?"

The mind fairly boggles...

When I get the laptop to the desktop I have to link one of his raps.... yee gawwwwdZZ!

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Songs I Can't Sing the Chorus To (On my iPod)

A short list and the complete list is probably dominated by Liz Phair. ;-)

These are pop-ish songs I truly love, but when I play "sing-along" I run the risk of having my co-workers call security. And I'm not talking "Cold Hard Bitch" by Jet.. I'm talking songs that are by nature obscene or make me sound like I'm about to go rent a postal uniform and an UZI

"Give Me Your Hot White Cum" Liz Phair
"Fuck and Run" Liz Phair
"Fuck You" Whole Wheat Bread
"That's When I Reach for My Revolver" Gang of Four
"Homocide" 999

A short list... but what I have off the top of my head.....

Monday, November 28, 2005

Chicken, meet Hawk...

From the New York Times (30 April 2004)

Cheney’s Five Draft Deferments During the Vietnam Era Emerge as a Campaign Issue

By KATHARINE Q. SEELYE
Published: May 1, 2004

WASHINGTON, April 30 — It was 1959 when Dick Cheney, then a student at Yale University, turned 18 and became eligible for the draft.

[ ... ]

But by 1963, ferment in Vietnam was rising. Mr. Cheney enrolled in Casper Community College in January 1963 — he turned 22 that month — and sought his first student deferment on March 20, according to records from the Selective Service System.

After transferring to the University of Wyoming at Laramie, he sought his second student deferment on July 23, 1963.

On Aug. 7, 1964, Congress approved the Gulf of Tonkin resolution, which allowed President Lyndon B. Johnson to use unlimited military force in Vietnam. The war escalated rapidly from there.

Just 22 days later, Mr. Cheney married his high school sweetheart, Lynne. He sought his third student deferment on Oct. 14, 1964.

[ … ]

Mr. Cheney obtained his fourth deferment when he started graduate school at the University of Wyoming on Nov. 1, 1965.

On Oct. 6, 1965, the Selective Service lifted its ban against drafting married men who had no children. Nine months and two days later, Mr. Cheney’s first daughter, Elizabeth, was born. On Jan. 19, 1966, when his wife was about 10 weeks pregnant, Mr. Cheney applied for 3-A status, the “hardship” exemption, which excluded men with children or dependent parents. It was granted.

In January 1967, Mr. Cheney turned 26 and was no longer eligible for the draft.

[ … ]

He told an interviewer at the time, “I think those who did in fact serve deserve to be honored for their service.”

Of American involvement in Vietnam, he said: “Was it a noble cause? Yes, indeed, I think it was.”

Saturday, November 26, 2005

On Da Road


these are buggies who died, died!


birdbrains



Someone thinks I have a pretty mouth


with the world on his back...

Monday, November 14, 2005

I Am Not the First to Notice the Monty Python Terrorist

But I do have screen caps!

In a Pensive Moment:



Before the Taliban Pulled my Director's Guild Card (just because I was a woman):




Famous at Last!: